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Source: FDIC List of Failed Banks
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Sir R. Allen Stanford stole $8 billion, and traveled in a gold-plated helicopter
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Frank Rich -- on the Banking Industry July 4, 2009
Financial Policy Displair -- by Paul Krugman March 22, 2009
Wall Street Voodoo -- by Paul Krugman January 18, 2009
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