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Need a bank to launder money or hide toxic assets?

Now -- an incredible opportunity!  Click below to buy a US bank!

Tap into an income stream that includes:
  • Free Government Bailouts!
  • Large numbers of Idle Employees desperate to keep their jobs!
  • Very tall buildings in major American Cities!
  • Trillions in accounts receivable, including vast amounts of recently vacated real estate!
  • Listing in New York Stock Exchange!

Too good to be true?   Wake up and read your Wall Street Journal – they are literally giving banks away!  Check some of today's deals:

Bank

Bank

City

State

Freedom Bank of Georgia

Commerce

GA

Security Savings Bank

Henderson

NV

Heritage Community Bank

Glenwood

IL
Silver Falls Bank Silverton

OR

Pinnacle Bank of Oregon

 Beaverton

OR

Corn Belt Bank and Trust Co.

 Pittsfield

IL
Riverside Bank of the Gulf Coast

Cape Coral

FL

Sherman County Bank

Loup City

NE

County Bank

Merced

CA

Alliance Bank

Culver City

CA
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Source: FDIC List of Failed Banks

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Special bonus – buy a bank today and get a free gift – a Major US Automobile Manufacturer!  Hurry – taxpayer dollars won’t last forever!

Count me in – I can’t wait to own a US Bank and become a Billionaire Millionaire Rich!

I'm a little short of Cash, so send me a bill. (non-Nigerian address)

Frank Rich -- on the Banking Industry July 4, 2009

Financial Policy Displair -- by Paul Krugman March 22, 2009

Wall Street Voodoo -- by Paul Krugman January 18, 2009

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